Meanwhile, in the back of a pizza shop.

Meanwhile, in the back of a pizza shop.

(Source: themstennant)

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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heyfunniest:

“i didn’t mean to have you!” omfg hahahaha

(Source: comedycentral)

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starksmash:

mamakarkat:



cronkri:



karkat—vantass:



chulacabra:



allstarbatmanny:



My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.



running w/ scissors



the ingredients though










serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

image

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

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